So, you’ve been bitten by the BJJ bug, huh? At first, it’s just a hobby—something to keep you fit and teach you how to defend yourself. But then, before you know it, you’re shrimping across your kitchen floor, judging people by their belt knots, and debating if your pet needs a gi. Sound familiar? Let’s dive into the 10 hilarious signs you’ve officially become a BJJ addict (and why you should embrace it).
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You’ve Googled ‘Best Gi for My Dog’
Admit it: you’ve thought about how cute your dog would look in a tiny IBJJF-compliant gi. Bonus points if you’ve already bought one. -
Your Significant Other Knows What ‘Shrimping’ Means (And Hates It)
Practicing shrimp drills on the living room floor might not be their idea of romance, but hey, guard retention is life. -
You’ve Tried a Flying Armbar in Your Living Room
Sure, the couch didn’t survive, but at least you nailed the mechanics (sort of). -
You Judge People Based on Their Belt Knot
The tighter the knot, the more respect. And don’t even get us started on people who tie it unevenly. -
You’ve Turned Every Hobby Into a BJJ Analogy
Surfing? Great for guard retention balance. Snowboarding? Just like transitioning to mount." Everything relates to Jiu Jitsu now. -
You’ve Started Calling Everyone ‘Professor’
Your actual school teacher? Professor. Your boss? Professor. Your cat? Probably Professor too. -
You’ve Spent More on Tape Than Rent
Finger tape, toe tape, knee tape—if it’s not taped, is it even functional? -
You Have a Love-Hate Relationship with Leg Locks
"I love them when I’m attacking, but when I’m defending... let’s just say I tap fast." -
You’ve Considered Wearing Your Rashguard to a Wedding
It’s breathable, stylish, and screams loyalty to your gym. Who needs a tux? -
You Can’t Stop Talking About BJJ—Even to Non-BJJ People
"Oh, you’re a doctor? Cool. Have you heard of the kimura trap? No? Let me explain...
Let’s face it: BJJ isn’t just a sport—it’s a lifestyle. And while the rest of the world might think we’re a bit odd, we wouldn’t have it any other way. So, embrace the chaos, tape up those fingers, and keep rolling (literally). If you’ve got any other hilarious signs of BJJ addiction, drop them in the comments below. Oss!